My First Love Wants Me Back

My husband’s “dream girl,” Sophie, just posted a sonogram on her social media.

Her caption read: “Thank you to my dear ‘friend’ for lending me some sperm when I was at my lowest. Now I can finally have my own baby.”

Silently, I hit “like” and left a comment: “Congrats to you both.”

Within seconds, my husband, Trenton, called, livid. “It’s just some sperm I lent to Sophie! Why are you blowing this out of proportion?” he barked.

I calmly hung up. It was time for a divorce.